Frequently described as “Lovecraftian” or “Cthulhu-inspired,” Zalgo actually bears a closer similarity to Shub-Niggurath or Yog-Sothoth, the latter described by Lovecraft as resembling
protoplasmic flesh that flowed blackly outward to join together and form that eldritch, hideous horror from outer space, that spawn of the blankness of primal time, that tentacled amorphous monster which was the lurker at the threshold, whose mask was as a congeries of iridescent globes, the noxious Yog-Sothoth, who froths as primal slime in nuclear chaos beyond the nethermost outposts of space and time!
It is a manifestation of a terror that is based on insanity and chaos rather than ordinary mortal danger — comics, of course, being an apt target for this idea, as their innocence and relative shallowness make for an especially jarring juxtaposition.
Weirdly, Stephin Merritt of The Magnetic Fields wrote a song about Yog-Sotheth with a side-project he called “The Gothic Archies,” a bizarre coincidence given that the first known Zalgo creations involve Archie comics.
First conceived by Something Awful member “Shmorky” in 2004 as grim modifications of old comic strips, it was embraced by other members of the forum. After remaining in obscurity for several years, Zalgo appears to have resurfaced in a pair of Something Awful threads (1, 2) mocking the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del, where the practice of Photoshopping certain strips eventually evolved into “Zalgo edits,” beginning I believe with this post (Google cache) by member Dammerung in October 2008.
A convenient summary of all these Photoshops was compiled in this post (Google cache).
The blog Grim Reviews posted an overview of the phenomenon shortly after its fall 2008 resurrection. The meme subsequently flourished on 4chan. A b3ta.com forum member named Evilscary credits himself with some of the more popular and more recent Garfield Zalgo comics, writing in his profile:
I seem to be responsible for the recent surge of ZALGO that has engulfed the internet.
I didn’t create ZALGO (indeed, he created himself in a torrent of darkness and corruption) but I certainly aided in reviving his following.
And because Internet loves Garfield parodies, it wasn’t long before Zalgo became popular and therefore no longer funny. One Something Awful member even noticed a reference to it (Google cache) in the game Space Trader.
Maybe most responsible for the curiosity around Zalgo is the proliferation of weird Unicode diacritics that accompany more recent Zalgo-babble, which creates the illusion that whatever Zalgo is, it is now directly affecting your computer and that by Googling it you have introduced it into your home. Try it and you’ll see what I mean. I’m pretty certain 4chan is responsible for this clever twist on the idea.
With the increased popularity of Zalgo, someone has come forward claiming to have thought it up in 1998 as “simply encroaching darkness” before infecting various forums with the idea in 2003, though most people aren’t taking this claim seriously.
As a side-note it also reminds me of the 1997 film Event Horizon, whose “antagonist” is some extra-dimensional realm of pure chaos.
More Zalgo resources include:
- Zalgo on Know Your Meme
- Zalgo on Encyclopedia Dramatica
- The talk page for that article
- A deleted Wikipedia page
- Fortress: Ameritrash blogged about Zalgo before me
- So did centerNegative
robby says:
just start explaining the whole internet to me, post by post. only if it’s this interesting, though.
robby says:
also, i forgot to add that even though i’m sure event horizon is a horrible movie, i only saw it once when i was a lot younger so in my mind it seems like a cool and terrifying idea.
Zalgo says:
Hmmm. I am still trying to figure out what Zalgo is. I believe it is more than just an internet meme and will have serious repercussions if left to it’s own devices.
Jay says:
Put a sock in it Zalgo.
Zalgo says:
Zalgo will sing the song that ends the earth. Also: Zalgo has been heard by pirate radio operators on 6925 khz
Z̔ͮ͂̊̑̾ͬ҉͚̯̘͈̦͕̤͉̠̩A̧̝̻̖͖̯̙̳̝̤̯͉̍̑̊ͥ̐ͪ̆̐͐̆̎ͪ́ͅͅͅL̅̓̈̊̂͆ͣͮ̂̃ͯ says:
T͑̍ͫ͏̞̳̙o̼̘ͯͦ̂ͩ͡ ͕̣͚ͮͭͤ̂ͥ͘i̩̞̦ͤͭ̔̈́n̓̇ͨ͑ͧ҉͔v̺̥ö́ͦk̲̯̞͓̟̿̎̔̋ẹ̮̠̳̳͑ ̧̯̙͔̱̊̅̋͆̋ͭ̑t͊͌͛ͪ͆̅͏̭̝̜ͅh͙̜̘͉̠̥̪̅̈̌͂͒̃ͨe̢̠͇̥͋̔͑̓ ̫̲h̫́̉̉̓̐̓̃i͊̒͋̈́v̧͔̯̩̋̏̏ë̟͉̲́̓ͪͩ̆-͕̟ͮͭ͜m̜͓̤î̵͈̦̲̃̒ͩ̍̊n̹̱̑͗̍͌d̃ ̤̰̦͇͚̹̺̒ͯ̈́ȓ̢ͯ̃ͬ̀ȅ̪̠̳̳̰͍̳ͦ̚p͔̟͙̮̬͕̊̓ͧ̎ͭṟ̡̠̫ͦē̼̖̎̄̄ͦ̅̓ͅs͖̖ͤ̂ͬ̕ḛ̻̻͈̫̘ṅ̼͎̲͓̘ͮͥ̌͋̕t̿̽̈́ͧ͊̐į̘̪̮͇͗̓̈́̅̍ǹ̠̹̺͕͈̗ͧ́͒g̻͍̻̜͉̪̹ͥͤ̏ ̛̈́c̪̯͉̮ͅh̴̜͐a̧͇̭͚̳̓̽ͯͩ̏̄ͭǫ̲̥̪̹ͪ̒s̶͙͚̎͌.̅͘
̳̮̤͈ͬ͊́̊ͣI͔̭̰͠n̠̹̙̫͚̺̾̏̒̽̏̋v̺̻̮̌ͧ̀ͅo͔ͤ̑͂́̚k̵͔̬ͭ̚i̞n̰͎͙͔͔̋ͪ̒͆̈̄ͪg͔͉͍͝ ̨̘̎̈́̾ͦͨt͂̽h̴̓ͮeͨ̈́̾̊ͬ͂̈́ ͔̽́ͭ͊f̼͓̗̳̜̦ẻͯ̏̈ḙ̶͈͎l̋̋ͤͫ̄ͨ͗i̪n͇̞ͦ̉̽̐͂̄̅̀g̥̤̘͇ ̖͙̗̝̽͑ͦ͂̂̃͠o͚̯̦f̨̯̱͗̒ ̤͈͙̞̥ͭͯͤc̸͈͈̬h͉̳́a̠̯͉͐o͍̽͆͠s̯̮̬̄.̯͙̊ͨ̏ͅ
̵̭̪̫̭̣̟͊ͅW̝͂i̮̥͞t̨͎̺͖͉̻̠h̥̗ͤͯͪ̐ͨͫ͒o̡͉͇̯̟u͙͆ͤ̾t͉̀͐̚͟ ͙ͨ͋ͭo̪̝͍̮̅̄͆ͨ͡rͧ̇̐̈́ͦ̒̓́d͔͈̣̏ͤͭͪe̤͔ͥ͛ͩͪ̍̔r̻̞ͭ̂͟.͔͙̮̹̝̮̉̋̓̊͗ͩ̀
͕͙͕̠͒̄ͤ̀ͦ́Ṱ̖̠́h̲̝̯̣͚̠͐̍̐ͭe̺̾ͥ̈́̅ͫͩ̽ ̭͇͂͊̔̑̋N̗͍͓̹͕̏̍̾e̷̯̥͚̖̘ͣ̄̇z̼͓͇̺̒͂̈́ͅp̝̣͙͕ͯͧ̿ͩ̿̕e͓͔̯ͧ̃̄͊ͮ͗r͍ͤḓ̺̗ḯ̷̐̋̾͗a̡͇n̵ ͔̱̳͊̓ͬ͞h̴͎̘̹̥̘̑ị̷̿ͅv͔̦̮̗̫͇̩̋͑̊ͦ̊̉ë̢͈̯̯̝̦̜͙́ͫ̓̑̏-̸̗m͍͈̠̜͚̮ͭͬ̿̍͆i͖̻̟͚͎͛͋́͌ͅñ̥̂dͭͥ ̃̎ͮͩ̚̚͏̪͚̥̹̭̻̜o̬͔͖̲̮̼ͅf̧̟̠͚̲͕̌ ̻ͪ̽́̈̋̎͒̀c͇̭͌͌ͥ̏̿h̙̬̹̙̦͌͑́̀ͤa̞̫̖͍̒ͨ̈́̈́͒̆̍o̗̓̊̂̀ͮ͢s̡̬͋́.͍ͧ̊ͮ́̿ ̲̥͔̓ͬ͊̎̈́ͅZ̙̬͔̦̟̒ͨͧ̉ͩ͌͊͟á͕͎͎͓̯̞ͨ̆̏̆̆ͫ͢l̗̝͈g̯̃̌̔̑o̴̝̯̫̬̎ͫ̎͗ͣ͑.͏
̗̌H̔҉̗̫͉̞̲e̥̠̻͚̘͑ͣ̃̓̊̏̑͜ ̤͓̠͖̣͂͂ͨw̡̮͉̳̹̰̠̦̍͊h̝ō͉͎̪̟͈͊ͪ ̧̤̱̮̪̘̔̽ͨͤ͆̒̚W̦͕̝̳̱͉̏̒ā̝̳̝͍̜̯̋͑̽̇ͅi̧̮̗͍̭͛ẗ̵͚͉̟̼̦̼̘͛̂s̰̤̹͖͔̝̿̍̑̈́̐̍͜ ̗̱̫̭Ḇ̬̣̫͉̟̥̓̀ͬͬé͗̍̌̃̋̊͠hi̵̗͇͆͆͋ͅǹ̘̞͐̈́̚d̳̰̑ͫ̆̿ ̥̻̞̰̩̟ͥ͗͞T̯̯͎̩͑́̈ͬ̄́h̏͌ͪ̊͌͞e̗̤̣̠̱̲̝͗̉͊̓͢ ̭̜̇͆̀ͬ̊̒W͊̃̐ͭ̄̽̚҉̹̬̬̠͔͚͕ą̗͎̿͊l̪͎̼̖̯͍͟l͙̮ͫͨ̍͒͐̔̚.̎
̒͛̂҉̤̩͓̺Z̦̱͇͓͍̪ͤͣͤ̊ͩA̭͈̬̯ͯ̏ͪ̍̀̔͌L̖̘̲͑Ǵ̡͍̦̭O̶̙͋ͯ̋̆!̢̐̔̆̊̒ͥͫ
̬̃͘T̖ͧ̋̈ͯͨ͐̔h̠̝͉̞̓̂ͭ͞e̎̓́ͯ̍ͥ̂͏̟ ̓ͥ͆̔̕e̥̖̘̙̐́ͪ̉͐̒̃ń̛̼̯̟͎͖̣͈͊̃͌͂̌̌t̟ͦ̏iͯ̉̏̿͌͏͚̳̦r̢͇̪̣̝̤̟̿ͪ̾ͅe͚͒̓͂̃̔ͭ̚ ̨̩̿͒r̪̱̯̹͛͑ͫͥ̎o͖̻̯ọ̃̆̃̑͂̚͜m̤̫̊͠ͅ ͍̞̜͔̭̳̤̍̓̊ͮ̈̾ĭ̟͓͖͙͚̟ͧͤͮͫs̗͍̘̎̋̆ͭͮ͗ ͈͖̩͖̗͉̬f̡̤ͭͪi̻͙͇̻̳ͥ̄ͪ̎ͯ́ļ͍̭͚͂ͪ̑ͥͮḻ̩̺̲̫̽͒ͧ̒͘e͆̑ͯ̾d̼͚̲̳̹̺͛̎ͮ́ ̢̻̭̬ͧ̿̐ͅw̞̓̊̓̏i͕ͥ̀ṯ̛̗̠̓͊̏̌̈ͯh̖͈̹̟͉̑͋́ ̞̦̪̍̇Z̤ͦͦ̈ͨ͊̏͜a̡̝̪̬͖̼͋ͦ̑̈͒l̳̠͓̤͕͚ģ̲̗̼͓̦͊ͯͦóͥͬͨ̆.̸͈̐̄̅͌
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Z̄̒͋ͧͭ̿̎͌ͯ͗ͭ̒ͮ̏͐ͨ́҉̨̡̘̫̬̟̜͚̤͡Ā̮͎̠̝͖̖̐̅ͯ̃̊̽̒͛ͨ̓̀̚͝Lͤ̓͆̈́ͬ̏̂̓͊͛ says:
Z̸̰͉̲̱̖̱ͧ͆ͭ̽͋̈́́̀͡A̲̮̹̣̜͔͚̹̞ͯͪͭͭ̕͞L̶̯̫̥̟̣̤̄̃̾̇͌̒́͛̚͜͞͞ͅG̢͍̦͎͉̭̬͔̦̭̹̾ͪ̋ͭ̅̄̈́̇̎͟͠Oͭ̓̊͋̾̎̃̂ͭ̚҉҉̸̪̱͚͙͉͘͟ ̛̱͓͚͕̯̥̯̞̉̔̀͛̑̏͋́̚H̸̪̹̤͉͉͙̫̩̪̻̻̱̙͕͈͙̄ͩ̓͊ͥ͒ͪ̐͡I̷̖̠̗̲͓̫̗͍ͮ̄͛ͥ̿ͦ̀̋̀̂̋͆͟ͅD͙̩̱͚̹̘̠͍̩̘͈͍͈̰ͭ̌͒̄͋̕͢͞͞ͅĖ̸̻̙̮̬̻̖̩̮̋̓̋̈͋͛̎ͧ̋̕͞S̋̌̔̃ͭ̎ͥ͒̒͋͂̔̏̓́̂ͩ̚͏̵̵̧͙͎͙̫ ̻̰̲̦̂̏̅̏̾ͨͣ̐̀͘͟͢B̵̸̠͍̞̯̝̝̟̹̫͓̣̹͕̜̜̜̜̱̣́͋̔̍ͦ͗ͥ́ͨ̈͐ͪͥ́ͫ͜͜͟E̦̝̗̩̫̥͎͎̙͒ͩ͋̎̍̐ͨ̃̆̒̽͑ͯͬ̾ͫͫ̀͞H̢͎̹̘͙̽̏̊̽I̷̢͉̘̻̱͓̜̳͉̅̉̈ͦ́Ň̢͈͎̮͙͙̗̮͕͎̣̔̑ͭ̉͘͞Ḋ̍̌ͭ̓͂̋̑҉̴̹̣̥̼̬͚̝̱̻̜͔͖̦̣̟͜ͅͅ ̢͖͎̘̺̹̮̱̤̳̠̦͇̤ͧ̔̂ͨ͒ͥ͊̊͌ͯ͘ͅͅT̢̥̻͍͕̖̯̫͔̖̬̮͎̪̺̬͔̠ͨͭ̃́ͫͩ͞ͅH͗ͦ̊̌ͦͫͦ̐̉ͪ͌̂ͤͣ̔̑̚͏̡͖̰̣̪̟͈̫̪̺̣̟̭̀E̵̛̻̱̥̮͚̺̖̱͉̲ͯͬ̿͌ͯͤ̎͆̅ͯ͋͂͆ͮ͘͡͝ ̛ͫͪ́͆ͮͯͥ̒͜҉͙͕̦̭͕͉̼̤̜̗̬͔̙̣̭͕̮͈W̴̧̜̟̭̰̝̭͖̱̘͎͕̞̏̏̉ͮͯͦ̋ͬ͐̇ͨ̾ͩͩ̿ͭ̅͞ͅA̷̺̠̯̣͇̯̾͆͑͋ͫ́͠͡ͅL̇̊̔̓ͤ̎ͧ͌͏̷̼̺̩̝͍͉̭̻̟̼̺̦̺͟L̵͚͔͈̰̠͔̖̬͈͍̰͚͖̻̣͉̮͊͗ͤͨͤͥͤ̊ͤͪ̑̌̿̔͌ͧ͊̋͘͟͠Ṣ̵̢̥̫͎̱̺̟̣͉̼̦̏̎̒ͩͬ͌͠͞ͅ
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̴̧̟͓̪̮̗̱̤̹̤̳̦̟̙̫͕̬̄̓ͭ̈́̇ͤ̒̅̓ͭ̏͠͝ͅH̵̢̜̱̪̦̝̱̣͈̦͚̩͈͓̠̜͉̣͒͊̄̄ͨ̎̑͊ͪ̇͑̉̆͌̿ͭ͝Ȅ̶̡̫͕͇̠̤͍͔̦̽ͨ̏̿͐̃́̓ͮ͒ͫ̈ ̨̬̪̣͍͖̬̥̼͓̬̹̻̹̞̰͍̞̪͇͑͋̈̒ͭ̔̎ͯ̔ͨ̓̊̃̑̋ͭ̊͊́͜͡I̺̦͇̟̦͕͙̝͉̤͎͖̠̗͎̬̗ͬͯ͊ͫ̐́̍̆ͥ͑ͦ̉͐̍̿̆̚̚͘̕͞͞S̸̡̫͉͔͈̙̤̄ͧ͂͒̔ͩ̋̓̅́̌ͧͧ̄ͮͩ̀͟͞ ̵̢̧̧͈͉͙̠͓̩͉͈̝̫̗͇̦͓̮̐ͤ̔̂ͣ͒̆ͭ͜W̵̡̫͖͕̭̃ͮ̔̽͒̌̑̿͋͒̒ͤ̿͑͂͗͆̚I̵̝͇̳͚͎̺̬̥͈̣̖͔ͪ̆̅͑͑̃ͪͧ̿ͯ́͌̀́̋̅͡͞T͛̍͛ͬ̌̏ͩͬͣ̐͐ͭ͛͏͞҉̢̦̙̬̞̬͚̘̗̝̼̱̱͖͇͔͠Ḩ̷̡̐̈̿̐̔ͦ̋̿̇̉ͣ̈́̑̈́́͠͏͕̹̯͍͖̮̥͎̙̬̗I̖̯̱͔̜͍͉̤̗̗͆̎͆̔̅͜͜Nͮ́͗̅̑ͯ̃̐ͪͦ̅̾̊̿ͮ͌̈ͫ̍͜͏̙̯̞̮̖̯͈͚̠̲̹ͅ ̸̡ͮͯ̔͌ͪͮ̀ͪ͏̘̯̘̭͚̬̤̣̻͕̠̲͈͓͎̦̞̳́Ṭ̡̟̠̪̦͓͉̭̬̱̞̣̗̯̩͇̹̠̩̿̈́́̐͑ͪ̽͂̔̑̐̋̑ͩ́Ơ̡̛̤̰̘̠̭̙̮̗̹̹̄̎̌͛͋̃̅ͯͬ̿̈̃̅̊ͪ̍ͮ̾̅͘͢R̶͖̪͍̪͉̫͓̤̜̙͕̮͈̖̗̲̞ͫ̀̈̈̋̈́́͋̐͋̀ͩͣͅT̴̡͎̺̖͚̫̲̬̤̝̟̙̂ͥͥ̾ͬ͐̀̀̏ͮ̑͆́͠U̵̷̧̗̣̗̮̽̆̎ͨͭ̊͆̌̔̿̒̿ͥͤ̀̏̚Ŗ̥̹͈̝̜̺̺ͧͨ̓̃̇̐͒͡ͅE̴͐̾̌̍̈́̆̂̎͐̎͗҉̢̞̟̲͓͉̗̦͕̮̟D̛̹̜̰̳͚̯̤̥͔̦͙̫͍̰͒͛ͤ̈ͦ͊ͭ̋ͥ̅̕͠ͅ ̵̢͖̙͇̃̂͛ͬ̈͜͞ͅG̶̛̤̼̫̘̩͎̣̦͖ͥͫ͋̎ͯ̊͋͒ͬͫ̚̕͜L̛̺̥̯̣̙͍̯̂̏̅̌ͦͯ̓͡Ā̸̒͆̑̊̏̂͛̎͊̔̅͋̚҉̢̫͉̱͚̫̘̻̞̘̪̫͚̰̥̫̪̯̻͠S̲̦͍̲̣̣̝̝̗̺͔̱̱̋̐̈́ͬ̓̓̓͋̌̾̀̚͝Sͯ̆͒̀ͭͦ́̚͢҉̨̯͉͕̩͎̯̙͍̜̘̤͍͔̰͓̘͜
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ͬ͗ͯ̂̇̓ͪ̒̓͊̃ͨ̑ͪ̅ͨ̔҉͙̯̦͈̬̝̱͇̭̖̕H̘͈͓͚̩͓̦͈̳ͫ͗̊ͣͥͦͮ̒ͪ͂̾͢͞É̴̬͖̜̜̥̈̓̃̕̕͠ ̉̇̌ͬͪ̇̋ͫ̌̉̚͞҉̭̰̭̣̜̫͕̬̞̫͕̥̩̭̠̥̟́͞ͅW̵̢̽͋ͦͭͩ̽ͮ̒̂̊͏̣̩͖̫̜͓͓̺̝̭̣̘͈̖͉̠̫̪͢Iͤͤ̋͗ͭͧͨ͌͋ͫ͂͏̵̫̣͎͕̖̟͙͟L̶̛͓̖͔̬̺̻̙̜̳̹̝̫̫̞̜̼̭̹̩͛̐͆̇̐̐̊̊̽̓͟͜L̵̵̛͓̳͚̪̹͑̂̀̎̆͞͡ ̵̸̷̶̯͉̺̺͍̟̹̝̦͓̲͙͓͚̈́ͫͯ̓̋̏͗͞Bͩ͌̿̓̏̾̑͛͑ͣ̽͏̧̢͙̮̖͙̩̪̪͍̥͍͇̩̖͚̫A͂̆̂ͪ̆͆ͣ̚͝҉̴̷̺̱̳͍͚͝T̲̯̰̙̰̭̠̘̬͙̬͍̓̽ͨ̽̎ͤ̎̃̊͛̌ͯ̕͢Ḩ̴͚͙̩͖̟͕̫͚̰̘̫̅̓̿ͨͯ͊ͭ̆ͯ͊̓̈̒͗͑ͫ̚E̴͈͔̠̞̣̲̬̝̝͍̻̗̥͓ͯͥ̊͐ͧ̀͝ͅ ̢̗̮̥̯̓͛͐̑ͥ́̄ͣ̒̽ͯ͜͟I̴̧̓̏̿̅̈̔ͦ͗̔͛ͪ̅̊̚͢͠͏̫͓̼̻͎͎̱̘ͅNͣ͗͐ͩ̓̅͜͏͙̝͙̞̰̝̼͉ ͫ̌̂̍͐ͨͦͩ͂̃̉̏ͥ͏̸̧͎̖͍̖̜̗̩̜͍̕͠ͅB͍͓̜͙̲̙͐̈͆̈̉̀ͨ͐͛̀͘͠L̸̗̮͕͚͓̮̩̟̙͍̺̭̘̬̈́̂ͫ̎̏̉ͮͮ̋ͣ̈́͗ͩͤͯͨ͌̓ͭ͢O̶ͭ͑̀̓͒͏̸̟̻̦̰̫̩̬̕͘O̷̢̩͉̝̲̦̠͓͎̺ͪ̌̆͊͋͗̐̄́̀͘D̰̮͖̭̲̺͕̝͔̂̈͂͐͐̊́ͣ͒̈̊̏͊̇ͮ̌́͢͞͠ͅ
̴̺͇̠̞̣̦͚̽̒̅̏̋́̈́̊̒̍̐̓ͭͤ̆̈́͝͡
̢͔̰̹̣͍͔͙͎̫̩̣͈̖̼͖̣̟̮̠͆̋̆̾͒̍̿̄̀ͥ͜H̵̓̄͗́̊ͧ̈́̽̀̀̐̽̅ͪ̓ͭ͢҉̳̯̮̺͇̘̦͙̖̺̙͈͓̬̤̭̳̝͜͠ͅE̻̤̠̹̩͂̋͌̏ͮ͂ͥͯ̇̀̓̾̑̑̾ͤ̋̚̚͘ ̆ͦ̽͊̔̈ͨ̽ͭ̏̈̇͐ͨ̋҉̢̺̱̰͕̗̙̖͎̹͚̝̺̮̭͘͝͠W̺͍͙̜͉̟̦͙̼̺̄ͨ̌̃ͭ͌̆ͥ͑̆̆͋̚͟͡ͅÏͨ͆̐̍ͥͥ̾̓̍̏̔ͥ͟͏̷̢͍̜̜̲̲̤̳̫͉̹͔̗͢L̡̮͕̳̺̭̠̰̰̙̫̣̼͓̠̞̤̭̤̔͆͗̉̆ͣͮͫ͆̃ͥ͆͆̍̀Ļ̸̢̘̩̙̤͓͍̻͇͉̳͕͖͕̻̮̠̱̳̒ͩ̓̽ͭͩ͊ͫ̓ ̴̶̡͖̦̭̝̮̘̹̝͔̼̅́̈́̌̎͊̔͑̀ͦ̾ͭ̂̊͋̂͂͒͜S̈́ͣͬ̚͏̧̱̺͕̖̱͎̞͖I̢̧̯̹̦̥͉̠͔͕͉̱̭͓̩͙̱͗̂̊̽̐͠Ņ̨͊̋̈́ͭ̉ͥ̑ͧ͐͐̓͑̀ͬ҉̷̞͙̱̼̫̘̖̜̙̟̠G̍ͤ͐̈́̇̌̃̋̀̒ͤ̊̅͏̵̦̼̬͔̜̦̺͖̕͜ͅ ̷̹͇̤͎̝̠̦̌ͦ͒ͪ̄ͮͨ͂͐ͧ̑̔̿͛͌́͟T̴̪̦̜̺̙̮̣̻̣̦͔͖̔ͦ͌̿ͪ͘͢͡͞Ḩ̖̳̝͉̥̪͖̪̬͑̒ͩͬ̐̄̀͆͛̑̓̍̅ͩ̒ͬ̎ͤ͠E̵̵ͩͧ̑̕҉͖̯̣̝̣̯̙̯̰͉̮͡ ̸̹̤̟̪̩̟̣̺̳̘̯̲͉͉̘͎ͭ͂ͤͧ͗ͯ̄ͦͣ̾͑͌̀ͥ͝͡ͅͅS̶͉̰͇̞̑̒̑́ͣ̄̍̋ͯ̿̓ͣ͜O̵̶̷̶̱̤̪͉͇̱ͮ͆́̊ͭ̉̏͞N̸̎ͮ̀̓ͨ͆̓̽̈͌ͣ̎͐͆͢͏҉̳̠͎̺̻͕̼̙͇̯̘̗̥̝G̵̛̼̞̞̤͍̘̲͙̲̮̺͉͖̱̘̜̃ͣͩͧ͒̐̊̓ͣͯͩ̕͞͝
̵̭̮͙̮̖̯̻̲͔͙̱̪̞̟̹̺̏ͮͤ̐ͧ
̴̱̝̘̹͙͔̟̟̰͚́̃̊́͡͝H̴̢̛̦̟͕͕̼̺̹̣̝̮̭̻́̏̏ͨ́ͣ̂̽͗̎̋͑ͬͯ̾ͦ͛͟͡ͅĘ̱͕͚̩̣̼̟̥̮͖͎̝̝͎̔̄̂̔͒̊ͦ̏̑͂ͧ̂ͫͪͨͧ ̡̢̺̺͔̝̟͇̮̮͒̉͛̇̔̃̌̀͝W̅͛ͪͨ̾̍̐̋͆̿̔̎̇̚͞͡͏̟̪̠͖͎͎͖͍̺̗͕̤̱̻̙I̶̶̐ͣ̒͗̾ͤͨ͂͏̝̗̩͉̞͉̜̭̪̮Ḽ̸̛͓̤̻ͤ̈ͭ̔̓ͧ̂̌ͨ͋͊͋̚͡L̸̟̫͍̹̙̗̦̰͙̣͑̀ͦͤ̑͂͂ͨ̈́̌̎͊ ̸̧̒̈͗ͬ҉͏͕̦̰̰̳͚͖͉͖͙̰͕̞̥̜͙͕̯E̢̛̛̞̪̮̫̗͍͙͖ͧ̐̄̃́̆ͤ̈̈́ͪ̉ͬ͐ͣ͟N̴̡̞̭̘̗̯͚̜̠̍ͯ̀̏̏̌͊̆͆ͮ̓ͪ̚̚̚̕͢͟D̷̛̺̖̼͕̣͖͕̠̰̞̤̫͖̞̦̟̦͋̒ͣ̎̿̔ͣ̄͑͑̿͒̀͜͢ ̶̵͉͎̟̲͆̽ͤ̒̀ͣ̓ͩ̿́͗̅͐ͤ͠͝͝T̢̈̏̈͂͛͊ͤ͆̈́͂̓ͭͥ̄̉ͨ̉̚҉͏͔̟̖̦̻̱̥͙̞̱͓͎̲͞H̵͇̱̼͖̭͉̮͓̘͈̘̉͌̆ͭͬ͌̎ͫ́̚̕͜͟E͒͊̾ͬ͋̑̾̂͂̎̄ͨͥ̉̔̈͘҉̭͍͚̯̞̬̲̼͙̺̥̭̻̤̩ ̶̛̩͔̦̦͇͉̞̬̻̤͓͈ͩ̅ͭ͐̆͗̏̿̀͗͐̀̓ͣ̓̾̈͐ͤ͞͡Ȩ̵͐̆̇̂ͯͩ̈̏̄̐̾҉̜̦̘̣̤̺̬̀A̸̴̷̶̧̹͎̝̱̰̻̘̓̉̉̆ͪ́͛̾͐̔ͥ̂ͪ̚R̋ͫͩ̐̓ͮͧ͐͘͏̶͎̬̰T̸͇̟̫̙͓̦̰̜͕̩̿̓̂̃ͯ̊̿̔͝H̪̝̥̻͍͙͖̗͔̺͔͈̖̀͊ͮͩ̃ͯ̑͘͜ͅ
̻̘̗̻̤̳̭̟̠͕͒̍͆ͩ̂͐̏̒ͤ͐̅ͩ͒ͦ̇̍͘
͌̑̇̑ͦͪ́ͫ͌̚͜҉̛̥͖̠͓̱̬̖͎͖̜̱̺̪̣ͅȞ̵̡̦̫̞̯̣̺̺͖͙͕̮̱̰̪͈ͬ̈́ͨ̾̌ͧͬ̐ͨ̿̈́̊̀E̬͕̠͖̖͚̝̣͎̯̬̪͈͙ͣ̂ͩͮͩ̋̋̽̒ͦͣ͌͂͛͛̉͒ͦͪ̀͡͞ͅ ͔̟͍͕͎̙̬̣̪͍̘͓͊ͯ̔ͫ̆̆̽́̚͟͡͡C͗͋͑̐ͩ̏͛ͥ̔̇̐͛͆͂̌ͦ҉̸͇͕̖̲̦̻̫̖͍̝̠̜͓̼̳̦̬͜ͅͅO̶̍ͦ̃̽ͨ́ͤ̾̔͛͛͑ͯ͢͏̵̖͍̖̗̜̙̦͕͓̮͎̯̪̠̩̞͡M̸̢͙͈͙̳̲̞̤̘̩̗̲̤̾ͫ̑͒͗̏̈́ͤ̋̒̾̀͞E̸̛̼̣̭̤̻̤̭̺̖̖͎̙̲̖͙̣͈̫̊̈̾̀ͨ̏́͗̄͟͢͢S̃̔̍ͭͪ͛ͤ̿͐̑ͯ́͊͊͏̡͚͇͖͇̗̺̰̱̤̪
̡͚̼͖̜͔̯̳̣̟͙̤̬̯̳̰͔͌̃͌ͮͨ̏̏̀̍͒ͮͬͩͣͪ̆͡ͅͅͅ
Z͖̘͚̼̥̳̉ͩͭ̚A̗̟͓̫̤ͯ̍ͯ͞L̦̗̳̹̗͙͌̉̚͟G͈̀ͧͮͤO̤̓͛ says:
T̷̡̜̦̞͚̣̩̟͕̜̭͙̮̎ͧ̋͐ͪ̅͑͆ͯͬ̀̇̀̋̓̋̚͘͢o̸̶͓̭̳̠̘ͫ̀̆̌̉͑ ̶̼̮̟̗̪̩̥̗̹̰̮̮̺̣̖̗̼̒ͣͤ͗́͜͟ͅï̄̏͗̚҉̢̬̪͚͓̼̝̹̤͡n̸̵̷̡̘̰̫̜̗̺̫̖̞̱̩̘͔̱̖̋̔̃͛̋̅ͧ̎ͩ̌͛͊̄͑ͯ̚̕ͅͅͅv̶̥̰̜͍͙͍̬͕͔̟̝͔̣̗̀ͪ͛ͣͪ̐ͭ̿̓̓͒̒ͯͮ̉̅̒͘͜ͅǫ͕̝̦̝͉̪̤̗̞͕͔͎͉̹̂ͪ̉̋ͤͣ̍ͩ̑ͯ̉̂ͨ̅̚͝k͒̎̔̓̿҉̴̣̯͎̥̟̠e̢̨͎̼̹̥̝̭̻̪̥̣͙ͣ̓̌̉̏̀ ̧̀̊ͪ̽̂ͭ̉͒̈̿ͦ͑ͯ̎ͤ̚҉̨̛͏̺̮̮̲̟͍̘ͅt̵̉̔̍̆̌̌ͦ̐͛̓͝͏̩̩̘͍̪̭̣̳͖̘̦̰͘h̵̷̡̻͎̙̱̻͔̜̲̖̼͖̰͈̯͇͙̯͐̐́̊ͤ̄͌̌ͤ͐͋̏̇͌͌̉ͭͪ͘͞ȇ̷̳͎̗̪͙̬̼̲̩͎̲̞̥͕͐̊̍ͦ͛ͫ͡ ̷̴̷̢̗̬͓̮͉̮̬̞̻̻̞̲̩͌̃̓̒̅ͪͪ̀͆̀̄̍ͫͨͩ̚͠h̢̼̺̬̤̥͕̙̠̀̆ͭ̍͆̽ͨͯ͒̌̆̋͆̕ỉ̷̲͚̠̦̭͇͆͗̄͐ͤ̄̂̇́͑ͣ͗ͨ͌̈͊̊̕ͅv̛̼̫͔̣͇̱͇̮͛̈̐ͪ̾ͪͦ̏̃ͪ͟͞͞͞ẻ̴̸̫̭̰͕͙̪̙̒ͥ͒̀͘͞-̘͖̣̺̒̎ͭ̊͆͆̓̿̿͑̿̄̑̈́̕͢͜͞m̴̶̹̤̘̹̟͇̼͍̟̬͓͍͚͍̳̝̪̓̽ͣ̆̊̃͂ͤͣ͌̀ͅĩ̷̴̲̼͇͙̯̟̻͊ͮͣ̅̔̇ͮ́ͨ̍̾͒̆͑͜n̴̗̻̪̝̘̰͕̘̱̱͇̩͕̊̀ͦͮ̐̔ͭ͌̎͂͟ͅď̖̺̞͍͈̳͇̖̥̗̺͍̗̝̼͇͍̂́̾̀͠ ̨̨̤̻̖̬̖̼̲̟̳̖̖͓̤͚̜̱̬̄ͮͣ͂̀̈́̽̕͢͟ͅṙ̸̘̟̙̥̯̪̞̥̖̣̪̩͈̻̲̘̄̃͋̂̑͛͂ͭ̇ͬ̊̃̀ͥ̅̚ͅë̶̟̠̘̥͍̱̬̱̞̘̖̪̗͉͕̩̗̄ͮͥ̓̐̐ͧ͂ͬͦ͋́͑́̎ͤ͜͡p̷̪̼͖̲͔̲̱͔̖̫̗ͯ̋̂̽͑ͦ̈́ͨͨͥ͞r̶̟͇͈̺̣̩̪͈͉͎͚̣̣̦̓͛̊ͧ́ȩ̩͖̤ͯͮ̌ͩ͐ͨ̄͑̈ͫͤ̅̋̌ͣ͘͝ͅs̷̹̰̝͖̟ͦ̈͂ͧ̿̃̈́̋͂͑̐̄̇̉ͫ̈ͪͮ͢͢͞͝ę̖̞̳͕̼̳͓̬͙̹̑̅̋ͩ͆͐̄̏̀̋ͯ̽̒̀̚̚͝n̄͒̓̅͑͗͒͗̾͏̠̯̳̯̥͍͔̭̲̻͈͙̹͕͇̘ͅt̉̂͑̇҉̛͚͉̙̀i̛̙͉͚̰̣͚̺̣̩̮̬̪̿ͩͯ̿ͫͦ̾̇̀̀ͫ̄͑͆̆̈̇͜͞ṅ̶̡͈̟͕͈̠̰͙̪̞̤͓̙̣̮̼̘̊ͥ͋ģ̵̲̺͚̯̮̬͍͇̭̳͔͍͂͗ͦͩͩ̓ͨ̌͒ͥ̎̽ͭ͛͑̉͜ ̶̧̨̻͈̤̙͍̻͙͔̜͖͙̮͇̱͍̣̼͙̣̓̇̏ͮ͑͆̉̑ͧ͒͒ͧ͜͞c̪̮̹̝͔̓ͬ̌̇̓̈́̃ͫ̀̚͞͝h͓̱͓̼̙̯ͫ̀̂ͫͯ̀ͅǎ̵̸̘̬̹̮͚̦͍͔͍̩̞̭͙̅̿̄͗̓͑ͪͩ̉̈̃̃̚͢o̸̘͔̗͖̹̣̬̖ͬ͊̏̋ͧͣͧ̑͌͆́̚̕͘͝ş̵̖̣͉̻̮͙͓ͭͨ͋̚̚͡.̮͓̟͈͖̆͗̈́̅̆̾̈́ͪͮ͌̾̓ͥͫ̓̿̀̕
̣̞̻͙̭̗͈̜̦̱͔͖̜̟̞̙͚̐̽ͣ̽̒̒ͭ̄̾ͧ̿̔͑͜Ȉ̛͐̾̿̍̾̾̊̊̂̑̋̌͗ͥ҉̟̦͎͎̞̫͓̖͖̥̜̼͎ͅͅn̷̨̛̲̙̘̫̱̹͛̐ͪ͂̍̾͌͋̒̿̊̉͒͒̃̒́v͓̭͓̜̜̪̤̈ͭ͂̈̌ͦͦͦ̋̑ͯ͑̑͆̉́̀ͅȏͭ̔̔̊͗ͬ̆̆̋͑ͣ͊ͬ̋̽̄̊͏̴̛̟̪͚̬̪͔̟͈͓̗̞̻͓̤̮͘͞k̓́͒̀̍̓̈́ͮ̒̑ͩ̋̅̂̃̋ͮ́҉̖̫̳ḯ̧͗̅ͩ̍̂͌̅͗҉̧͖̼͈̪͇͎̭͠n̴̽̿̓ͤ̄͌ͮ́́̚͟͏͓͎̩̠͈̝̟͚̱̘̖̼̬͔̠̣g̸̷̶̢̮̪̠̱͚ͨ̃ͬͮ̐̓ ̵̨̲̪̼̱̣͇̥͕̻̬̹̥̤̱̹̲͈̖̔̓͒͛ͯ̊ͮ͋̊̉̑͐ͮ̀ͭ͛̈͜͜͞ͅṫͯ̍̈́ͥ̆́͛ͧͫ̿̕҉͓̥̟̮́͡͝h̢̨̩̲̝̺̘̟̞͙̦̖̳̮̺̞̜̣̝̹͗ͤ͋́̔͑͒̄͑͆́̕ẹ͈͍̖ͮ́͆̃ͩ͗͐͑̒ͫ͌̀ͤ̄ͥ̿́ ̵̠̗̙̻̼̮͚͓̙̲̩͍̞̙̳͇̭͚͖ͫͬ̆͗̽̌͒̕͟͞f͎̱͚̻̲̹͚̫͙̱͉͙̺̠͛ͭ͊ͥ̇̃ͨ̕͝e̢̱̭͉̮̯̱͕̬͈̺̼̥̭̙͕̲̭͔̟̽ͨ̋́́̕͠ȩ̗͕̯̣ͨ̃̈̆ͭͩ̎̍ͥͫ̇̊̑͊́̒͝l̮͚̲̍̈͂̃̍͋͒̀ͩ̂͟į̻̮͉͖̥̟̯̙͍̙̦͍̖͔̹͎̱̏ͤͯ̔̄̏ͥ͂ͨ̓̌͆̀̀̚͜͞ͅṅ̴͔̙̥̘͕̦̙̼͕̹̞̺͔̹̩̲̭ͦͫͭ̈́̋ͤ̂̿ͤ̓ͮ̈́ͩͬͯ̆ͮ͒͠ͅg͆̇̅͑͋ͮͣ͗͋ͫͧͯ̑͐̆҉̵̨̬̣̱̬̟͓̜̙͇͉͖͎̦͖̕ ̰̜͕̻̙̟̰͉̲ͣͤ͌̅͋̀͊̀̑̽ͩ̑̊̀͡o̴͓̼̱̖̗̤̤̲͆͑̊ͭ̂̂̽̌̈̒͛̈ͨ̓̕͞f̴͓̝̬̙͉̲͍̘̑̉͐͗̒͒̂̽̕͜͢ͅ ̷̨̝̗͍̖͂ͣ͋̍̈́ͧ̿̎͌̎̏͑ͭ̐̚̚͞c̸͕̣͍̣̩͇͖̹͓̟̰̱̰̋̊ͦͧ̈ͣ̒̀̚͡ͅh̢̛̪͕͚̱̗͈̯̤̥̳̤̲̟͍̞̣̋̂ͨ̑ͤͫ̈ͣͥ̀̄ͥ̆ͤͭ̐̈̒̔͡a̶̝̮̲͇̟̠͙̖͔͚̗̼͂͆̇͊ͪ̉̓̍̑̍ͫ̆ͦo̧̧̡͓̞̦̭̭̪̘̖̥̦͗̀ͮ͒͒̓ͅs̢̛̒͋̄̓̏͑ͩ̅̏̒̾ͤͣͪ́͌̚͟͞҉̩͓̱̖̺̺.̶̢̪̹̹̝ͩ̒͗ͪ̒̇͂̔̈͒̃̉̈́̑ͫ̈́̈́ͣ̎
̷̢̨̜̟̪̌ͧ̓͗ͨ̀ͨͪ͗͋͒̃̔͂͌́̚͘͡W̸̫̭͇̼̻͉̼̗̲͙̞͔͎̦ͬͧ̿ͪ̿̂̐ͫ̃ͭ̀ͮͯ͗ͩ̌̏́ī̶̧̝̲̞̩̬͙͉̪̜̙̲̖̬̼͍͚͊̃́͑̆̀̂͌ͧ̎̀̂̐̈́̿͌̑̀̀̕t̯̲̙̤̙̭͓͆ͨͭ̆̎͋̂̑͂͗̍͗̍̅̾̅ͮͨ͟͜͡h̴̴̢̞̻̥̥͉͔̰̳͓͚̣̻̼͊̽̊͐̒́ͭ̓ͣ̽̊̕ ̴̶̛͓̩̦̪̱̓̄͆̂́̃̋ͣ̉͌ͦͮ͢o̟̱̞̲̱͌ͧ͐ͮ̏͂͌ͬͦ͑̑ͣ̎͒̓͑̆̀̀͞uͯͭ͒̋̏ͭ҉̡͔̪̼͈̝̀ͅt͙̳͓͓͙͓͇̒̃͋ͬ̄̈̑́̓ͤ̓͑̑̂͆̈́̂̀̕͜ ̮̜̩͕͕̩̺͍ͧ͂̉̅̄͆ͥͪ̈ͬͣ͑͗ͧ̄ͪ́̚͘͝o̵̢̹̮̣̭̜̙͍͎͈͎ͫ̆̆́̒ͬ͊ͪ̈̊̾͂ͫ̏̕͜͠ŗ̡̿͐̽ͦͣ̃ͧ̔͌̽͑̂́͏̫͖̝̗̪͈̱̦̪͍d̄͗̈̊̅̿̌ͩ̌̒ͣ̑҉͞͏͘͏͈͖̹̟͕̱̬͍ȩ̶̢̧̺͇͓̤͍͚̭̖͔̜̺̪͓̎ͪͩ͆͑̑ͥͯ̈̓r̨̧̻̘̻̗̟͙̔ͯͮ̉̋́ͨ̐ͪ̍̊̾̉̐̔͑ͭ̄̀́͠.̴̵͔͚̘̰̯̖̟͍̝̣̮͇͙̳̪͓̫̑͊̏ͯ͛̃̀̑ͨ͐
̄ͭͮ̓ͯ̍ͥ͡͏̹̲̱̝͙͓̭͎̜̯̬̦̦̗̞T̛ͬ͒̈́̽ͣ̕͏҉̺͓̦̟̥̘̹͈̫̭͚̖̘̮͙̠̯̮h̵̢̛͕͚̰̒́ͬ͊̈́ͧͫ̐̊͒̈́̓ͧͧ͌̏̚̚e̴ͥ͋̓͆̈̈́͂ͧͦͤ͋̇ͯ̈̏̄̿͏̸̹̪̯͔͇̹̼̠̱͖͙̞ͅ ̸̶̢̧̮̝͇̺̏̀ͫ͂̌͌̑ͧ̊̄͌̑͛ͫ͠N̵̲̲̯̮̤̬̦͇ͦ̆̓ͫ̈́̂͐̆̅͛ͩ͐͞e̶͌͛̑ͣ̒͗̎̒̾͏̟̤̖͉͍̭͉̭̯͉̥̙̮̱̠̱̘͉͎z̷͙͓̖͎͙̟̝̳͈̲͑͋̆̿ͦ͐̏̽ͤ̚͢͝p̨̨̥͓̖͎̟̋̔̅͗̐́͠͠ë̴̛̮͔͉̰ͬ̊͢͝ȑ̶̴̛̲̹̗̘͚͕̠͙̬̞̞̖̰̯́͌ͫ̆̍ͭ͌ͨ̍̃̃d̴̢̦̬̞̳͙̟͕͚͇̯̘̖̟̋̎̌͛͜͝i̅̂ͤ̓̒̂ͯͩ͏̕͘͏̻͔͓̜̰̟͓̥̥̜ͅą̵̢̛̪̝̫͗͋͒͛ͣͯ͂ͫͬ͡ͅn̶̫̥̹̩̲̺̪̰͕̝͍̫͖͍̐̓͆ͦ̂ͬͥ̑͐ͥͦ͌ͧͬ͋͆̏̚͜͢͝͞ͅ ̢̢̠͇̙̯̟͍͛̾̈̚͡h̛͖͕̹̪̰̺͔̪͙̻͎̠̋̅͒̉ͪ͐ͬͪ͋̚̚ͅi̸̛̺̘̱̘̜̦̱͙̖͙̣ͥͪ̒̇̈́̊̈̓̇v̢̛͕̞̯̜̘̭̞̖̩̝̹̞̗̺̂͐͋̅͗ͩͫ̅̚e̶̡̛̫̫̻̦̥͇͍͂̓ͫ̉͢͠ͅ-̶̴̢̹̼̻̗̪͚͍̝̮͎͂̉ͦ̋ͭͩͯ͗ͧ͋͝͞ͅm̛̻͈̩̦̩̲̥̼̹̃ͫ̐̾ͪ́̌̋̀͆̐̑̋̚͜͜͡͝į͙͖̖͖̟̞̟̼͔͖̬͔̖̼̩̬̳͖̆̈́̓̍̈̃̏͛̍ͣ̊̑̌ͧͤ̚͡n̛͔̲͔̯̼͚̯̩̜̭̦͕̗̂ͪ̏͌͂͗̃͛͑̓͗͜͡ͅd̄̓̿͏̩̻̰̟̞̹̠̫̘̹̩̘͖̝ ̶̸̞̫̟̠̖͍͙ͯ̊̋̑̄̿̓̂́̇̆͋̏̅ͤͪ͌̇̀͘o̢̝͈̺̲̞̹͉̜̥̜̯̎ͪ̔̽̅̑̍ͨ͆̔̇ͬ̕͜ͅf̛͉͓̱̱͈̍̀̒̂͗͒̎͘ ͮ̒ͩͤͤ͆̋ͬ̌̂͒ͯ̍ͨͧ́͏̗̠̲̞̙ͅc̺̣̰͎̖͙̰̦͚̩̣̭͚̘̟͎̃̂̔̾̈̋̽̀͂̾̾ͮ̕͘͜h̷̷͍͎̙͚͓̘̰̹ͤ̂̔̑ͮ̎̒͊̆͡á̷̴̱̳̫̥̞͍͈̩̳͍͈̬̋̍̒̃́̑ͅôͮ͊̉̈ͫ͢͏̸̡̦̹̫͇͝s͂ͩͮ͛ͭͤ͒͆͆̉͗̇͝҉̧̦͖̮̰̙̻͕̜̗̰͙̬̱́͞.̪͇̻̱̉͒̒͛ͪ̌̒̄̌̍̀̐͑ͣͣ͐̔̀͘͜͟͝ͅͅ ̴̭̜̝̲͍͕̖̺̦̳̤̮̭̟͈̇͌̔̀ͨ͒̇̀͠ͅZ̶̛ͧͬ͂̿҉̻̘͈͖̙̟͉̙̟̯͉͈͔ͅa̷̡͎͔̙̻̯̜͉̮̗̥ͬ̆ͧ̑̀͝l̷̴͛͊͆̓̓ͧ̆͐͐҉͏̷̞̙̗̙͚̭̲̞̯͔͔̝͙g̶̶ͬ́͛͏̪̟͈͚̳̞̠̦͙̙̙̯o̴͕̳̹̲͚ͪͬ̓̈̂ͦ̍.̧̹̯̮̠̱̰̤̲̦̭͕͕̥̩̍ͫͬ̐ͩͦ̍̄ͨ͗͐ͧͮ̌̽̂̔͟͡ͅͅ ̶͖͔̰̳̫͍̘̥̣͇̗̟͉̋ͩ̏̐̏̃͌ͩ͑̈ͬͮ̒̑ͥ͐ͯ́
̨̰͈̰̣̗̦̻̣̱̯͕͔̼̻̤͕͛ͧ͂ͯ̐͋ͤ̾ͤͩ͒̃ͭ̀ͬ̀͢H̵̸̬͍̮̭̪̗̣̹̰̹̄̊̍͛͑͊̄̋̄ͥ̂͌͊͗̕̕͡ͅͅȩ̝̹͔̪̠̹̬̩̣̟͎̱̖̰͈͇̫̥͗̆̊͊̓͜͡ ̧̡̡̖͕̜̼̜̟͖̠̹̻͖̼̥̈́̔̒͋̿̂̊ͦ͑̚͜ͅw̴͙̥̮̝̲̪̭̎̃ͮͤͨͧ̔͒ͬ̋ͣ̓̐̑͗̚͞h̴̞̪͇͖̮̯̼̭̯͕̭̹̥̝̮͓̩̆ͪ̂́ͤ̅ͥ̄̔ͨͪͣ̇ͤ͑͗͋ͪ̔͢o̸ͭ̑ͦ̈́̏ͨ͗̉ͯ̓͏̖̗̥̘̠̜͎̹̖̻̬̙͚ͅͅ ̧̈ͥ̏ͬͯͬ͞͏̵̺̜͇͈̻̩̱̞Wͩ̌ͨ̈̀͛̆̋͏͏̧͏̯͎̦̤̻͡ͅa̷̅̀͗ͯͯ͊ͪͩͨ̈́̄ͫͤ̃̍̔̀̚҉͕͙͙͙̙͚͍̪̞̟̪͠i̴̶̜̟͉̯͔̟̲͛ͩ̌̈͌͌ͮ̐̓̿ͦͦ̆̐͗̊̀̀͡t̎̿ͮ͆ͣ̊́̌̑̀̽̈́̅͑͏̣̦͖̝̯̲̗̤͍̣̫̠͎̣͚͇͚̣s͇̼̻̜̥̜͉̮̦̫̟̫ͧ͑͆ͮ́̂ͬ̕͢͢ͅ ̛̠͙̬̣̙̺̘̗̩̞̫̬͈ͦ͌̽̌ͥ̀́͢B̸̷̢̭̮̱͖̜̪̜̳̬̦̗͇̭͓ͣͬͨ̾͞e̡̡͍̥̗̮͓͔̙̦̤̟̯͉̟͓̓̋̄͌̌ͮ̒ͩͬͦ͗ͧ̏ͨ͛̚ḧ̢͖̣̳̲̮͔̱̮͓̮̗̜̪̗̟̹͑̐͂̆̽̿ͨ̚̕i̷̮̥̙̗̲̗̰̼̤̦̞̩͔͈͕̟͚̍͒̒͗̀̍ͫ̅͢͝ņ̵̴͉̖͚͇͙͎͕̫̭̼̮̦͖̹̝̱͇͕̔ͪ̿ͬ̽ͮ̈́ͧ͟͟d̵͎̯͚̯͓̬̳̭̦̱̙̭̔ͮͦ͒͗̎ͫ̓͟ͅ ̡̇̏̍͐̂̆ͮ̓̽ͬͨ̀͢͜҉̺̝̯͔̪̥̬̗̬Ṫ̵̶̜̲̯͓̘̲̹̦̼̫̠̻̹͚͊̾ͥ̈͋ͦ̾̔ḩ̹̞͇͉͖͓͚̝̬̤̮͍̻̘̍̌͌ͫ̀̂̓͌ͪ͗ͯ̌ͦ̽ͬͥ̎ͬ͊́͢͡ͅe̸̺͍̥̜̖̙͓̲͔̥̺͇͇̺͕̱ͨ́͛ͮ̀̅̿ͯ͆͒̄̑͒͢͟͝͝ ̵̴͆̆ͮͦ̿̌̔ͣ́ͪ͆͏̢̯͚͎̹̘͓̬̲̩͙̮̥̖̠͙̻̟̤W̡͑̈̉̋ͮ̂̄̐͊͊҉̛̳̯͇̘̪͙̠̺͢͟ą̡̱̻͚͔̙̗̝̝̗͌ͥ͆̅̈́̌̀͡l͛̒̐ͥ̈̑͒̈́͛̀ͭ̚͏̸̡̙̰̩̜͎̞̮̝̜̗͙͡ͅlͩ̌̔͗̐͜͟͏̩̫͙̝̯̖̤̗̬̯ͅ.̴͚͈̼̰̃̅ͪ̎ͭ̈
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jason says:
OOK AT THIS THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT
I don’t have a lot of time, I need some help. Fucking listen. This post will probably be deleted before too many people can see it. If you’re reading this, click reply, and stay in the thread. Refresh every few seconds, there are things I don’t understand that are working to see that this never gets out.
I have never been so scared in my life. The attached picture is a screenshot of the documents I’ve found about Project Zalgo. Before you respond with questions, let me tell you that I don’t know any of the important answers. I couldn’t believe it either when I first read it. Save it, post it everywhere you can. print it up and put it on fucking telephone poles. Email it to your friends. Please, distribute this image as much as you can as fast as you can, word has to get out abou} ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ZA ~ L G ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# O҉ (for the picture just use any Zalgo picture) ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� � M͡҉ E҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ S~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O ҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩IT IS◊EATINGMYSOUL} ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉ZALGO ҉ ̵IS̡̢̢̛THE̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} OH GOD ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕ ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ HELP ME͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊ H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚C҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚M҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚S҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ T͖̟̹̦̤̣̦̹̒̌ͥ͑̇͐͊͝o̴͍̼̯̭͓͍̝̰̊͆̌͝ ̟̳͈̝̼ͦͥ͘͡i͇̺̬̭̻ͯͣ͂n̻̳͙̯̜̼͇̿ͮ͛̑v̴̶̪̲̟͕͈̙̋̈́̆̆̾ö̩̻̥͍̟̩̦́k̮͖͚̻͆̉͌ͪ̒̽͆ͬe̴̸͚̹̬͓̠̤͑̋ͯ̔̿ͬͅͅ ̺̻͓̱̤ͨ͊ͧ͒͊t̶̨͔͖̹̼̰͓̻̂̉̈́̿ͮ͝h͉͕̠͈̙̫̲̝̫͛ͩ͟e̝͇̦̹͑̌͜ ̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇͚͇̩̄̒͐͌̈͗ͨ̀ͅ
҉Z҉A҉L҉G҉O says:
҉ ̔̕̚̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ҉̔̕̚̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉
҉ ̔̕̚̕҉
҉̔̕̚̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏ ͡҉҉ ̔̕̚̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ≥дℓפФ҉̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍
̎̏̐̑ ̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉ ̔̕̚̕
҉̔̕̚̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔≥дℓפФ ͡҉҉ ͡҉҉ ƒεәℓ¡иפ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉øf ©Ħαθ§.
̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡”҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉
ω¡†ĦΘµŦ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ θяĐ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉εЯ.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒
҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉
҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡”҉҉
C҉O҉M҉E̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ S̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡
҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ͡҉҉
҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡”҉҉
C҉O҉M҉E̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ S
Greedo says:
you guys are such homos for believing this nonsense. zalgo is nothing more than a stupid meme created by stup-Ő̷̸̥͕̹̗̦̥͇̦͖͉̺̯͔̓ͧ̈́̽̆̏́̄͘͜͢H̶̢̢̨̳̮̥̖̺̱̮̪̞̤̬ͩ͊ͯͩ̉ ̢̛̩̟̰̘̭̺̝͔͓͍̽̐̒ͪ̿̈ͦ̓̚͘G̵̶̦̰̦̙̜̱̩̣̤̲̺͈̗͎̪̪̀ͭ̀͒ͬͦͬ͆ͫ̾O̰͙̠̲̫̥̪̳ͨ̈́͐ͨͬ̍ͨͪ͌̈́̔ͨͪ̈́̓̆̍̉͟ͅD̵̷̴̜̞̰̥͉̝̱̞͉̜͉̹̆̓̆ͤ̂̈̑̃̒́ͧ̑͐ ̊͒̓̄̐̾̇̾̈́ͨ̐͐͒͐̏̂̅̈́̌͏͏̷̯̬͚͚̙̹͖̣͍̟͎̻͈̩́Į̛̐̽̑̆͌ͤͬ͐ͦ̀͡͏̪͕̦̰̺̯͍̜̤̥͓T̢͉̮̲̯̲͍̒̃̐̄̄͌̃́͞͞ ̨ͨ͌̇̌ͩ̌ͩ̂̐ͨ͑ͫ̽̄̈́͏҉̷̮̠̤͙͜H̸̸̯̭͈̠̞͍̞̹͚̫̔̆͐̈ͧͥ͋̿̍̚͘͞Ų̷̫͚͎̰͉͉͈̰͍̞͒̓ͯ̆̋ͨ̇́͌̎ͥ̿͋̍ͯ̌̀͟͢R͂̃̅͑҉̷̪͉̱͈̘̥̤̘̟̺̟̙̤̰̠̘͟T̨̨̻̩͈̬̣̖̼̼̲͇̟̫̝͔̹̥͛̔̉̓ͧ͋́̀́͝ͅS̵̢̛͖̳̻̲̳̬͖̪̘̮̩̥̺͉͉͖̰̝̮̈ͫ̈́ͭ̿̌̓̏̓͌͠͝ ̡̛̘͍̦̲ͫ̓͐͋̓M̛̂ͪ̾̏͋ͪ͘͟͢͏̟͓̭͈̦Y̧͕̥̬̻͖͙̟͇̜̙̗̲̭ͣ̊͗̑ͬ͂ͪ̅ ̡̬̦̮̲̯̎̅͐ͭ͂̽̉̌̓̄ͤ͂ͫ͌̔͟͠S̷̤̱̪̩͔̼̪͕̘̹̙̗̣̙̥̗̲̻͗̃̓ͮͮ͘ͅỎ̸̧̋̀͂͑̂͛͏̜̪̮̥̣̱̖͙̳̦͍͉͉͓̩̥̗̻̀́Ü̾ͮͮ͒͏̨̟̹̭͈͍͎̝̜͜͞L̡̝̥͓̙̳̙͈͇͆͗̾͂̒͆̓ͤ͊̆ͮ̏͑̇̒̚͢ ̰̳̲͕͓̉͒ͬ̊̅͋ͨ̀̌͐̌͂̾͑̿̽́̌̕͞͠ͅFͦ̋͒ͨ̇ͣ̔ͭ̾̾͗̏͏̛͎̻̯̣̜̘̞̜̞̤̰͙͙͜ͅÚ̖̟̪̹̲̔ͫͪͫ̿ͤͯ̾ͤͤͤ̾̌ͫ̽̚̚͡͡C͖̳̩͈͉̣̘̥̘̜͕̫ͬ͗ͮͦ͢K̥̻̺̜͈͍̱̞̩̊̂͆̏̅ͥ́̃̏ͣ̀͂̿̊̐̐̾̚͘͡ͅͅIͨ̉̓͗̊̓̇͗ͪ̽̓̈́̉̀̆ͯ̎̒҉͏͏̴̞̰̦̤͎͓̮̣͜N̢̡̢̠̙͇̙̜̣̿̂͑̉ͫ͌̇̈́ͮ̅̀Gͦ̎̍̄̿̆̒̊̔̎͡҉̝̝͍̘̭̳͎̤̩̱̯̩ ̵̛͈̯̠͈͉̖͎̲͕͚̜͖͓̪̭̮̤̑ͫͤ̔̚͡ͅḨ̶̴̅ͯͮ̇̍҉̦̦͉͕͖͖̬͕͉̺̰̹̘͖̗̳Uͩ́̒ͭ͏̷̴̯̤̞̮̯̜̰͍͖̩̭̗̖͕̪͍͙R̩̬͖͓͈̩̥͇̤̤̖͙̖͔͆̆ͣ̿́͠T̵̨̙̦̭̗͚̬̟̦͐̍̄̐̿͢͡͠ͅS̴̡̡̠̣̗̲̝͓̤̦̓ͥ͊ͭ̒ͮ͂ͬͩ̂ͪͧͦ̎́̀ ̸̨̢̝͍̪͔̼̤͎̣͍̻̼͖̱͈̥ͫ̐ͧ̃͋̃ͩ͒͑ͩ͛͋ͩ̿̏̽͢͞W̶̢̧̖̺̫̰ͨ͆ͦ̏͐ͪ̊̽̿ͫ͡H̨̩͙͔͓̞͚ͬͪͯ͗ͩ́ͦ͒̏̂ͬ̉͠Y̸̞̺̼̎̾̀ͣͦ͐ͯ̽̊̋͂ͣͨ͂̅ͩ̉̀̚̕͘͝ ̇̑͒ͭͯ̂͘̕҉̞̩͓̫͍̥͇̠I̴͓̮̩̣̼͍̩̦̤̝̟͖͈̖̭͐͗̍ͬ͌̊̄͆ͩ͋̍ͪ̔̽̄ͩ̀̚͜͝Sͣ͂͐ͤͥ̉̆̑͏̨̪̮̘̲͓̤͖͚̥̖͍͈̲̟̻̠̘͙̰͘ ̵̰̣͓̲̪̻̖͚̔̅ͦ̈́͋ͤͯ̊ͬ̋̐ͦ̀̚͟T͊͐̂̈́ͫͤ̾̽́͛ͦ̈́͆̎ͨ͑ͫ҉͖̜̟̦̰́ͅH̶̶̫͙̤̜̰͉̘͎ͫ͌̔̆̐̂̎̃̃̈́͐͊ͬͥ̉́̕͠S̴̽ͩͯ̃̒̂̀̾̿̕͡҉̹̭̪̩͉͈̦͉͉̳ͅ ̶̝̝͕͚̠̼̜͉̺̦͐̄ͬ̉̀͟͝Z̨̬̗͓̩̦̖͍̙̟͔͕͚̫̩̽̔ͪͬ͒̎͊ͤͦ͋͂̀A̸̵̙̳̱̼̿ͬ̓́̓̉̋ͯ̌̒̓̈́̈̈͑ͮ̏̑͘͜Ļ͑ͭͭͬͧ̑ͧ͗̓͛҉̸҉̟͕̬̹͇͕̜̳̺ͅG̔ͧ̍̅́͋͛͑ͫ̆͏̙̮͔̺͈̬͙̟͉̭̹̗̼̖͡Ö̷̢̘̤͚̦͎̳̻̼͎̬̮̘̗̫̪͍͓͎̦̽́̂̀͝ ̴̸͓͈̙͖̺̹̹͛̉́́̅͑ͩͯͭ͌͛̀Ḩ̴͓̬̪̩̺ͫ͗̑̉́̕Ề̵̮̹̫̳̻̺̯̞̱͔̩͉̻̝͂̓ͣ̉͛̊̾̾ͨ̉͂ͮͥͦ̋̓ͧ͢͜͠ ̈ͬ̏ͨ̓͋̿̿͛҉̸̪̺̠̝̠̞̼͖̝͔̦͍̝W̡ͧ̔ͮ̂̐̾͆͐ͫ̆ͫ̽́̈́ͥ̚̕͏̨̬̞̞̰̤͔̯̝̞̮̩̲A̛͍̜̣͇͎̯̞̱̒͒̆̇͐ͤ́Ȉ̝͕̤̮̤̔ͪ͑̑ͪ͆͋̽̄͐̉ͥ̀̕T̾̓͆̆̋̐҉̡͏̝̻̭̠̙̣͕͞͠S̸̨̛̫̠̞̣ͬͮ̄̂͐ͪ̐ͦ̈̐͂ͨͪ͝ ̛ͬͧ͋ͮͮͭͭ̽̃̄͐͆ͯ̋ͦ̋͏͔͈͈Ẑ̡̰͙̰̝͇̖̞͒ͨ͊́̋̌̔̽̇ͭ̓͆͘A̸̼̤̹͍̱̣͎̮̳̺̹̹̣͓̖ͦͭ͑ͤ͢͢ͅL̷̡͔̫̺͓̳͉̺̜̺̮̂͗͑͑̈͌ͭ̊̿̋ͣ̇̆ͧͩ̎́͠G̈̽́͐̐͊ͤ̾̀̀̽ͥ͊ͬ̄ͬͧͭ̏҉̨̨͔̙̰̭̱̗̳̪͉̺͚̼̼̮̹͘ͅÔ̶̼̪͎̼̻͉̬̲͙̅̋ͭ̽͆͊͆͐ͣͩ͐͌̇ͦ͂ͬ̀́̕ ̴̮̗͔̫͓̻̠͔͕̦͎͇͚̒̿́͛ͅḨ̴͍̟̙̖̗̝̜͓͍̲̳ͥ̿̓ͦͤ̎́̚̕͞E̼̦͖͓̝͎͉̮͉̩̞̮̻͕̦̜̽̏ͥ̄͛̈̆ͦ̓̿͢ ̛̲̮̼̹̘͇͚̝̲̟͈̭͌̄̆̓̄̈̋ͪ̊̅͑̾̋̀̔̒̄͟ͅCͯ̑ͧ̔͏̺̲̮̗͇͙͜͠O̸̵̷̙̤̺̭͚̮̖̜̹̽͛̍ͯͫͬ͂̒͂ͫͥͩͮͨ͛̒̈́̚M̈́ͯ̿҉̖͖͖̻͙̦̩͙͚̖̝͎́́E̷͍͔̩̱͉̿̊̊ͯ͂̒̾ͬ́̓̒̔͐̀̀̚S̷͖̻̠͍̰͙̪̽̒̾̀͊͌̐́ͣͣͬͭͤ̅͛ͯ̌̚͢ ̶̸̢̡̞̗̣̺̠̥͖̦̦̏̃̓͒̈́͊ͪ̈̋̒̿̊͌̿̅̀͌́͜Z̴͉̻̞͚̞̀̓ͧ͂͂͗ͬ̿̅̚͝͝Ǎ̸̵̵̆͛͂ͫ̈̋͏̮̬̗̟͚̟̝̜͈̭̀L̶̷̢̛̖̹͙̠̣̰̝̩̰̥̭͚̮̮̰͎̺̈͊̂̃ͭ̐̾ͪ̒ͩ̏͂ͬ̈ͪ̃G̷̨̺̝̹̗͙͉̳͍̠̼̫̿̈́͆̃ͪ͐ͩ͊ͧͧͣ͌̈́̃͟͠O̢̩̻̹͎̻̥͚̭͍̮̙̜̗̼ͨ̔ͧ͌͋̿̓̐ͩͩ̂̽̓͢͡͡ͅ ̨̬͉̳̩̦͚̆̆̒ͣ͠I̹͙̖͎͈̺͒̃͌ͩ̽̕͜ͅS̶̸̷̢̲̘͖̩̣͍̖̮͉̓ͧ͑ͤ ̢̨̢͈̹̞͚̺͎̰̪̟̩͕̦̬̊̐̐̒̾̀̚͡R͙̘͍̗̬̰̱͇̹̱̬͚̪̮̱̻̙̦̻̓̋ͯ͆̃ͫͣ̔ͫ̓ͬ͘E̡̳̞̭͔̼͓̹͚̩̺̣͕͕̟̲̭͍̯ͤ̽̂͊ͭ̄ͣ͑͗̂͘͘ͅA̢̍͗̓ͬ͏̵̭͕̻͓͉̦̰̬ͅL̶͗̌̆ͨ̏́͜͞͏͎̞̖̹̤̤̯͎̲ ̌ͪ͒̔҉̯̫̳̰̯̗̭̭̱̯͔̰̥͓̦̗̩͟ͅͅZ͖͇̜̺͉̯̫̙̰̱͓̠̗̭̞͓̞͒̍̿͐͗̄͂͆ͫ̓̀ͫ̄̓̏̈́ͬͬ́͠A̴̶̧̢̛͉̜̣̳̍͒̂̊̈́̈̓̊ͪ̅̊̈͗ͨ̌Ḻ̳̖̺̥͙̻̝̞̠͉̞̤̫̍ͦͪͧ̿͟͠G̷̘̰̻̗͈̻̣̼̗̮͕̅ͨͨ̈ͦͤ͜ͅO̶̵̢̨͈̩̰͖͚͚͙̱̘͖̟͕̫̺̐ͦ͂̋̅̇ͤ̀ ͣ̊̋ͪ̇ͪ͊̽̓ͧ̈́ͭ͌ͧͨ͂͏͘͏̩̰̦̙ͅI̶̸̮͚͉͈̳̰̻̰͔̠̣͙̟͈̩͙͔͕͌͑ͪ̎̎ͩͨͥ͊̌͗́͂͋̃̏ͨ̎͟Sͬ̆ͮ̿̍̒ͬͨ͒̑͆̿͏̷̨͉̼̰̩̯̘̹͚̩ ̴̛͕̜͇̩̪͍̠̘̻͛ͤ͗͆͋ͧͧͦ̅͟͞ͅH̑̉ͥ̂̃ͪ̿ͥ͗͂̋̋̒ͯ̍͢͠͏̴͏̝͍̰͍E̷͓̲͈̗̖͍̟̭̣̠̗̙̞͈̯̙ͨ̑̐ͤ̿̀͂̓͋̏ͧͪ̅̋͊̎̿ͬ̚͟ͅR̢̼̠͖͓͙ͬ̈ͩͣͧ͒̔͆̾̍̀͡Ḙ̛̘̣̩̝̂̂͌̅̐͌́ͩ̾̆̈́͋ͮͮͫ̌́̋ͮ͘͡ ̴̢̲̥̭̘̒̃̈́ͦ͂̆ͬͥ̓͡͝Ĩ̶̴̢̩̦͕̬̭̀̄̍̆ͩͤ͂̊ͦ̀͑̓͆̓̓̀̚T̡̹͍͕͇̮͆ͩͫ̉͒͆͗̎̑̂̎̋͂ͮ͗ͤ͟͜ ̵ͣ͒̓̄̈̃͞͡͏͚̩̠̙̪̯͎͜B̵̨͔̟̳̠͇̟̮͍͍̦̻̦̻͓͈̬̯̰͊̐ͨ͌̈͆͂ͤ͊ͨ͘̕͠U̢̠̝͎̰̻̬̘̭͙ͥ͋ͬͣ͆̾ͨͫ̎ͪͤ̇̇͟͡ͅͅR̸͇̳͓̯͇̺͕͎̣̦̎̌̀͊̍̉ͦͯͧ͊̽͐̔̒̓̎̇̓̉N̴͇̩̥̮̲̤̝̲̈́̆ͧͧ͒ͥ̍ͫ̿͛̒ͥ͋͂ͫ̅̀͘Š̢̢̺͖̰̝̦̘̮̝͔͓̤̯̖̖̮̺̼ͣͣ̾͋̿ͥ̋̏̈͟ͅͅ ̴̺̠̘̭͔̫͇ͤͨ̍ͨͣ̌̕͘O̩͉̹̟̝̫̼̻̠͇̳̗̺ͩ̍̌ͥ̿ͪ̆ͨͮͫ̑͛ͬ̒͆̉́̕̕H̛̖̰̮̙̰̩̠̳̥̹̱͙͖ͩ̌̃̾̑̽̎̊̅͐̃ͩ̉ͭ̓ͅ ̷̘̠̹̹̮̟͓͕̼̫̱͇̞̠̓̊̈́͆̓̐ͬ̈́̂͒͗́Ṡ̶͙̟̹͖̬̙̟̮̙̭̲̹̮̮̜͍͔̱̈́͗ͭͯ̍͆͡H̝̼͈̗̥̮̯̻͖͕̲̥̜̩̊ͮ̌͑̐͋̂́͡Ï̵̡̨̠͈̘̟͖͔͙̭̥̹̪͖͈̘̼̱̘̞ͬͯ̈̃͋̀͋̑̀ͭ̋̈ͩ́-̵̷̠̺̺̺̜͎̦̬̮̺̰̥̺̭͙͓͛̂̅ͫͬͧͮ͑̉͋͒͑̍͡ͅ
Wtf says:
Encyclopedia Dramatica is NOT Something Awful’s wiki.
Jay says:
Oh yeah, you’re right — I don’t know why I wrote that.
̠̤̺ͯ̎̽ͩͧͫ̋͒̇ͣZ̮̼̰̞̯̫̐̂̌̉͑ͥ̅̓͌̇͊̅̿̊̈́̍̿̍A̹̫̼͙̳̻̪͕̙̳̲̒ͮ͑̽̑̊ͫ͒̎ͅ says:
I̱͕̬͙͔̹̦͓ͭ̽̂̆ͮ̎͐ͧ̓͑́ͥ͒ͅ ̬̥͉͇̗͔͉͎͙̱̫̤̹̼̳̠͇̟̅̽ͪͨ͒̐̍͆̈ͯ̒͐͆̿ͦ̚H̞̩̭̼̲̭̻̮͚̘͚͇̠̣̟̞̮̹̀̔̒̓̿͛̚A̲̠͖̰̲̭̠̼̬̯̠̝͚̗͎ͬͭ̽͌͐͒̏́̀̆ͤ͒̅͐ͫV̠̘̲̝̞͎͎ͧͭ̌̒ͣÉ̖͓̖̱̠̖̖͔̰̤̫̤̰̮̈̀ͫ̔ ̰̹̱̬̮̻̺̫̲͕̻̺̫̼̭͇͚̩̒̓ͯ͒̏̎ͧ̂̔͐ͨͭS̯̩̺̭̪͓̳̙͔̪̼̦͓̗̣͇̺̞ͧ͐̈́̒͋̉ͥͦE̳͔̣̺͉̙̺̥̖͈̤̥̹̻̰̣̯͉̗̒̂ͩ̿ͮ̋̑ͮͫ̈̈E͔̻̬̥̹͇ͤ̎̂̽̒͋̀̉Ṋ͖͖͇̘̜͎͍͍̥̝̯̙̅ͮͧ̆̃̓̾ͅ ̠̤̺ͯ̎̽ͩͧͫ̋͒̇ͣZ̮̼̰̞̯̫̐̂̌̉͑ͥ̅̓͌̇͊̅̿̊̈́̍̿̍A̹̫̼͙̳̻̪͕̙̳̲͕̭̞̗̒ͮ͑̽̑̊ͫ͒̎ͅL̯̻̼͕͍̝̝̙͗̃ͯͅG̹̫͈̬̙̣̹̣̪̩̳̼̣̥̹̞͖͆ͯ̈́̅̓͒ͦ̾O͔̟̯͍͓͙̱̘͉̰̩ͨ̃̋̉ͩͣͯ̂ͩ̊ͫ̓ͯ͊ͪͅ
Caleb says:
OH GOD HET̷̢̤̮͔̺ͯ̐ͤh̯̲̽̔̾̽͆̄͒́͢eͬ̅҉͔͔ ̼͎͋͞d̩̮̳̘̟͇ͪͫ̀̇̑ͣͯ̇͡áͪͯ̅̉ͭ͑͏̫̭̺̥̭̳̮̝͡͝r̳̙̤̟̆̉͘͘k̯̙̰̝̜͔̹͚̟̋̾ͩͬ̏̔͠ ̰̲ͤͮ͛́͡o̶͉̼͎̣͐̕n̙͓̮̣̭ͭ̇͋̐̎ͣ̃̉̀͢e̪͓̺̺̩̤̰̟ͩ̎̉͠,͕̮͔̤ͤͦͯ̎ ̛̱͎̩͔̯͊̓ͬ́ẅ̩̎͐͗͛̐͘͘͟h̴̪͔̻̥̬̔̉̓ͣǒ̭̙̰̰̞̥͔͉̂̌̊̍̇̒ ̱̻̳̖̩̼̜̬ͬ̐͐ͫͧͭ́̀ͅd͙̮̳̆ͨ̓̀ȯ̳̱̼͎͈̗̏̉̈̽͐́ͅe̶̲ͯ̐ș̬̯̪̹͍̮̈́̅ͫͣ͠͠ ̡̥̓ͮͩ͘n͊ͧ̒ͬ͏͍̟͓̰͓̣̙̮͈ơ͖̼̠̰̎ͪ̇̈́̀̽́t̩̅̕͞ ̶̢̮͚̥͇͔̰͖̋̎͐ͣͯ͒ͬͤk̨͖̾̍̒n͆͌͆͐ͤ̅͗͏͏̜͖̥͉͖̪̱̖oͥ̉͌ͥ̊̽̈́͏͏͓̬̩w̴̨͖̑ͧ̈͗̌̒ͣ́̿͘ ̵͗̄ͬ́ͦ͏͚̺̝̜̘̣c̴̤͖͓̰̞͖̠̝͊ͤ̐ͪ̌̈ṏ̵̪̤̱͓͙́̓ͪ̃ͯ̔ͦ̀l̪͉̜͋̋̀͜ͅo̵̖̹͖̓̓́ͬ̀̃̀͠r͓̟̤̮̙̾͑͂̾̅̍̍̽̃͜͟ͅ ̸̶̪̬̮̱̻͕̠͔ͦ̄̀ͥ͗̊ͯ̈́͟t̬͈̤̠̆́͌ͥ͒h̳͔̱͓̭̻̱̬̤ͤͯ͒̌͂̇̀̓̚y͕̲̌̃ͨͮ̎̓̈́s̢̟̏̍ͫ̑͂ͨͫͅé̮͍̬͖͕͚͈̘͔ͮ͋̊̋͝l̢̞̦̤̪̪̺̼̓͆͋ͬf̴̮̟̗̣͕̼ͯ̚,̡̢̤̺̜̟̲͍͈̙̆̋͐͛̌͝ ̨̞̦̀̓̇͒ͤ̔z͇͖̰̟̮̯̗̼̈́ͯ̊ͮ̂ͬ͊̚͞å͓̘͎̳͇̖̦̰̏ͯ̽ͯ̀l̬̱͇̰̬̱̦͒͊g̥͎̱ͤ͒ͣ͢͞o̳͆ͦͦ͐͐̏͒̕.̸̫̞͓̔̈̑ͣ.́ͩ̇̃̿͞҉̢̳̠͎̤̗.̷͍̹ͬͮ̅ͪ̊͠͝.̢̛̱̦̼͉̱̫̗̀̉ͫ͞w̺͆͑́̐̎̿ͩḧ̶̪͉͇́̓̓̏̿̽o͑̆͐͊҉̜̘̦̤̯͇͈͈ ̢̟̘̯̬̣̞̲͇͇̾̆̀d̢̞͐̓ọ̶̫̝̻͍͎͔̥ͮ̏̓̉͢͝e̢͚͖̻̰͐̏ͨ̐ͩ̐̄̓s̻̹͔̆ͦ̂̋̍ͫ͐͆͂́͘͠ ̭͔̥̰͙͉̟̽̏͊̎͊̉̚n͙͖̞̰̥̞̰̅̂͢͠ô͕̱͙̺͓̰̦̾ͦ̾͂ͥͤ͢͝ͅt̛̙͇͕̭̰̯̜͖ͤ̅ ͉̦͎̼̠̘̹̱̈͑̀͟͢͡f̛̠̦͖̞̖́̔̿̾̊̇͋͛ͅe̷̸̹̱͉͍ͣͪͫa̞͚̼̔ͪͪͧͫ̉̒͡͞r̴̸̡̝̮͙͕̖̰͈̤͛̅͛̽ͤͣ̏́ ̸̳̹̫̯̼͓ͪ̇a̋̐́͝҉̭͖́nͯ̏͐͂͂͗͋͏͏̦̼͔͇y̮̳̳̼̍͂̒̑̾̃t̢͚͙̦͌̍̐̕h̛̙̮̪̺̪̩̱̫ͯͤ̌͂͑ͤͨ̕ĭ̵̗̼̯̬ͬ͠ͅñ̸͖̞͌ͤͨ̽̿ͭ̾͞͡ǧ̡̳͖͇̤̀̍̃̾,̶̊͛͛҉̗̙͍̬ͅ ̘̪͔͇̻̎͆ͬͮ̕͝ě̢̱̪̜̔͋͆̉ͮ̉́̚͠v̵̞͖̜̬̝̘̥̖̎ͧ̑͂ͬ̌͠ẻ̼̘̣̟̂ͨ̃̾̂̓̐͂́͝ṋ̥̦̲̝͎ͮ̔͡ͅ ͓̺͒͊̑ͮͬͭͤ̕͡t͖͖̦͗̃ȟ̷̰̮̣̺̖͚̭̅ͪ̾̒͝e̡͔͚̟̠̭͓̟ͬ̒̄̽̔̌̋̓̾̀ ̸̧͓̟̩̟͖̳͓͓̼̆ͦ̿ͥd͇̬̲̯̩̲͙ͥ͂̐̾͡e̳͇͔͙̦̤̜̔̍͌͊̑͋͐͠ṿ̖̦̈̅ͪͬͬ́͡ỉ̕҉̰̫͎̱̥͇l̡̟͍͈̙͒,̙̰ͫ̄̑ͬͩ̐ͣ̈́͟ͅ ̶̒͋͗̋̐̊҉̺̭́w̷̪͍͈̥̜̟̓͌̊ͨ̓ͯ̂͟h̸͈̬̪ͪ͜o̅̒ͥ̈́͞҉̼̺̬̹̗̻̬͇ ́͆̎ͥ́̃ͬ͠҉̲͇̟͓̣̦̖̯͔w͍͈̙͖̳͚̭̔͆i̶̖̝̥̬͕̠̝̯̿ͦͦ̊̄̃͜ḷ̷̴̱̻̖̳͂͂͜l̢̪̰̆ͣ͋̔̾̍͢ ̨̘͙̅̈́͊̔́s̰͎̻̩̫͔̈̃̓́ͨ̚ͅî̻̝̯̙͋́͠͝ͅn͊ͧ̂͗̒҉͕͕͖̭̤g͉͎̾ͨͣ ̦̝͒̀ͣ͘̕t̸͇̥̣̣̳͚̆̋̉̀͗̈̒͞h̶̢͚̥̿̏͋ͦͫ̓ͧ̑e̲̦̭͆ͫ̏ͩͪ ̨̮̺̯͇̻̲͕̜͑͒ͦ̈ͪ̃s̡͚̻̦̝̘̺͕͙͑̐̅͑͡o̘͎͙̪͙ͫ͊͑͟n̷̛̫̳̙̘͒͊̋̓͂̓ͮ̚g̛̫̗̦ͣ̊̓̑ͬ̈͢͞ ̧͓͍̾̐ͩͥ̐̎̑͋ț̢͕̞̥̫͔̟̉͟h͇̪̹͍͙̞̱̙̼ͤ̄a̛̖̲͓͖̽͗ͪ̆ͪͯ͘t͂̔̋͗̚̚̕҉̩̖̻̜͈ ̶͇̯͎͇̩̜͆̉ͩ̍͐ͅe̴͙̫̰̮͂̓͂͐ͥ̂̀ͅņ̷̳ͭͬd̡͕̠̣͎͔̤͎̑ͩ́͢ͅs̵̴͍͓͔͉̙̠̤̲̔̒̅͒ͣ͐ͯ̉̌ ͪͮ͂̆ͯ͆̽͏̴͕̜̠̩̟̞̝ͅo̘͉̗͆͑ͬ̋͋͂̿̃͢͟u̼̰̘̅ͤ̂̈́̇͛̓r̛̯̽̽͘͞ ̶̛̲̱̙͈͙͐ͭ̈́͂ͣw̱̖̮ͥͥo͉̥̊͌̑̌͑ṟ̢̹̞̠̟̥͉̺̬ͦͤ̏͒̎l͍̭̗̗͙̜̽͒͆͢d̦̺̝͔͋͂̓͟.̵̭̬͖̜̱̹̇ͦͦ̍ͭ͘LP ME FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
Khaos says:
Adjure te, spiritus nequissime, per Zalgo omnipotentem
Zalgo guberna vitam meam.
҉Kýrie Eléison.
frank says:
So is zalgo just a bunch of photoshops.
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